Take Your Vaccinatin’ Paws Off Me, You Damn Dirty Doctor!

Cracked Science

So, my beautiful baby girl is almost a year old.


We’re so proud. But, you know what, we put our foot down with our paediatrician who wants our beautiful, healthy baby girl to get her MMR (measles-mumps-rubella) shot.

Wait, what?

My girlfriend and I both know that vaccines have been linked to autism. That’s why we skipped that other one when she was younger.

The DTaP-HB-IPV-Hib vaccine?

Yeah. Just more poison in the blood of children everywhere. You know they put mercury in these? How f&%#ing irresponsible do they have to get?

Let me first take a deep breath before answering you.


Where did you get this information?

It’s all over the Internet.

So are miracle cures for sex impotency and remedies against ageing that have dermatologists angry at the little old women who discovered them. The whole of the Internet is not a medical encyclopedia. You have…

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